General Insanity

The life of a blogger is a wild one.  Take today for example…

I woke up and stumbled to the shower… only to find a KGB assassin there waiting for me.  After a brief struggle, I managed to off him with his own gun.  On my way to work, I realized my brake lines were cut… so I had to swerve in and out of traffic until I managed to roll out of my car before it went off a cliff.  Lucky for me, I was able to seduce a leggy redhead who drove me the rest of the way.

The lesson:  Distilling your own whiskey in a bathtub leads to some WIIIILD hallucinations.

Slightly less wild than that waste of your time are the following things I found while drunk-surfing the web:

Latrell Sprewell is going broke:  He’s selling his $1.5 million yacht… because he owes $1.3 million on it.  Its so bad… he can’t even pay off the $405,000 mortgage on his house from 1994.  The AP tried to call him… and the phone was disconnected.  This is the same guy who turned down $21 million and never played another minute of NBA basketball.

Charles Barkley lost $400,000 on the Super Bowl:  That’s a link to video of the Jim Rome show.  Barkely says he’s addicted to ESPN, and a few days before the Super Bowl, he changed his bet to the Pats and “got my ass roasted.”  Hey Chuck, Latrell Sprewell on line 1 for ya.

An 11 year-old can kick your ass:  In 6 years, we’ll be talking about tanking the season for a shot at Jashaun Agosto.  He’s playing ball with 7th grade AAU kids and smoking them.  On a related note, I’m also playing basketball against 7th graders now.  I post them up all…. day…. long.  I’m scoring almost half the time too.

Kings Dancers are expressive:  I’m not going to be a pig and post a link to the new SI Swimsuit issue.  I’m going to be a disgusting pervert and post a link (couple of borderline NSFW pics there) to the drunken, scantily clad Sacto Kings dancers.  We’ll just call it “interpretive dance”

What’s that you say?  You’re a Celtics web site that should be posting Celtics links you say?  Fine… here’s USA Today’s preview of tonight’s game.  And the Enterprise points out that if we win tonight, it will only the 5th time since Larry Bird’s retirement that the C’s have won 40 games in a season.