More General Insanity
I’m a normal guy just like everyone else. I wake up, have coffee, shower, put on women’s underwear, and get dressed for work just like everyone else. So I’m glad that on days where my hectic life as a mindless, corporate drone drag on… there are idiots in the world to make fun of….
Tim Hardaway’s Homophobia Cured! “I have found out through counseling…going through counseling and understanding what I said was totally wrong” A.K.A: “I’m about to go broke… please give me a job! Tell you what.. find me a guy in leather pants and I’ll kiss him to prove it!”
The Sacramento Kings Hate Freedom: Wait… The Maloofs…. who own a Vegas Casino… are upset that hot girls took most of their clothing off? You know what they call girls like these in Vegas? School teachers.
Devean George Explains Himself Here’s what you’ll be saying as you watch this YouTube video: at :15 “spit it out!” At 1:26 “wow, did Devean just say New Jersey sucks?” At 2:30 “heh heh… ‘he’s just giving to me raw’ “ At 3:48 “jovialness? Does this woman even know what she’s talking about?”
Athletes Are Idiots Alternate title: Why Wally Szczerbiak’s kid will hate him in his teenage years.
Fans Are Idiots (scroll down) Well…. some of them are… as Balcony Gal chronicles from her perch at last night’s C’s game:
Take, for instance, that guy I’ve talked about before, the one who has paid good money for his season ticket and has NOTHING nice to say about ANYONE. He was having a field day with Isiah and I admit it was funny. It wasn’t funny when he started yelling that Powe sucks. Go ahead Celtics Fans and chime in about that one. Does Powe suck? I didn’t think so.
Let me tell you something. Leon does not suck. He far from sucks. He’s the opposite of suck (He blows? Wait… that didn’t come out right). And let me tell you… even if he did suck… I wouldn’t say it. I wouldn’t even think it for fear of him being able to read my mind… and here’s why:
Tim Hardaway another idiot that spent all his money at the pussy pound. If he was bi-sexual he would still have loot. Considering the earning potential of most gay men in this country. (Rest of post deleted)
Leslie… I love having you around and being so involved… but I had to cut out that stuff you wrote. Everyone around here will attest to the fact that we’re rarely, if ever, delete comments… but you got a little to graphic in that last one.
Sorry
I won’t do it again, promise…
Thanks.
Damn that must of been one heck of a post!!
Well, if the lady says “pussy pound” in the first sentence, one can only conceive a tip of a Titanic-sized iceberg situation.
Much will left to the imagination.
I was laughung so hard today at this at work, I almost got fired it was worth it. maybe the grestest line ever
“but you got a little to graphic in that last one.”
all I can ask were there gerbils involved?????????
I’m still laughing
If you were a visual thinker it would have blown your mind. I will be more respectful in the future. Don’t know what came over me. Think it had to do with someone asking me to share more about myself… The sad part was I thought it was funny and it was really disgusting. Please accept my apology everyone.