My man-crush on Dwight Howard is now off the charts.
He has made this dunk contest what its now supposed to be. At a time where we’ve seen a lot of the dunks before… Howard dropped 4 brand new dunks. He had the hype…. he had the props… and I’ll even give him a pass on the Superman dunk that wasn’t really a dunk (he threw it through). Why am I giving him a pass? Because everyone ever wants to have this photo of himself… and right now the only one ever belongs to Dwight Howard:
Oh… did I mention that Howard won the dunk contest? Gerald Green tried some creative stuff… like the “birthday cake” dunk where he blew out a candle before the dunk. As for the other stuff, Jason Kapono won the 3 point shootout, Derron Williams won that point guard thing, and San Antonio won thzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. At least there was a cute blonde involved in that first event.
And by law, I have to post a picture of Will Ferrell as “Jackie Moon” from Semi Pro. Everything basketball related now has to have Jackie Moon attached to it. Because its funny. You see… its Will Ferrell… and he’s in a wig… and he’s playing basketball.
Now… we haven’t signed Jackie Moon as an official endorser of Red’s Army products, but since he’s pitching everything else in creation… let’s just assume that he would if we asked.