Boston Celtics: The Viagra Of Basketball

Does your team  have trouble “getting up” when they should?  You’re not alone.  “Effort Dysfunction” affects every team in the NBA at one time or another.  Luckily… there’s a cure.

The Boston Celtics.

Just one game against the Celtics is guaranteed to get your team up* and ready for action… and you’ll stay up for at least 48 minutes.  But don’t take our word for it… just ask Glenn R. of Boston:

“We’re getting teams’ best, though. That’s good for us. We’re getting great atmospheres, and the teams are getting up for us. That’s really healthy for us.” 

Not satisfied?  Scott P. puts it in language everyone can understand.

“(Expletive), every team we play gives us their best and then they (stink) the next night.”

 That’s right… just one dose of Boston Celtics will turn your flaccid D into a rock-solid force.  Your soft offense will be shooting like you’ve never seen before. 

(Side effects include complete lack of effort in following nights.  Expect one or two losses in a row in games following a dose of Boston Celtics.  For efforts lasting more than 48 minutes, please contact your trainer.) 

*guarantee not valid in New York.

Herald: Pierce, Allen line up their shots  |  Trip can’t keep C’s down   |  Globe: C’s defense puts out Blazers fire  |  Names bouncing around  |  Houston Chronicle:  Rockets wait for word on Barry’s pick  |  Washington Post:  Celtics still ahead of the curve  |  Ben Wallace: 12 and 10 in Cavs win

3 Responses

  1. Thanks for a hearty laugh! Too funny!!

  2. Tha was hilarious and so true! LOL

  3. […] And trust me… it’s possible.  Because as I explained before… the Celtics are the viagra of basketball… so Philly is going to really get up for a chance to upset the big dogs in their own […]

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