DeShawn Stevenson Will Go Broke

There was a recent report that 60% of NBA players go broke after they retire.  Since then, the NBA Player’s Union has backtracked and said that number is way overblown… but still… that number is close to double digits. 

Let’s see if you can pick out why I’m guessing DeShawn Stevenson will be among them:

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Keep acting like a douchebag DeShawn.  With a career scoring average of just under 9 ppg (5.4 in the playoffs), you’re not exactly a max contract guy.

At least Deshawn is used to holding numbers up in front of his face for a picture.  We’ll either be seeing that… or that card will be replaced with the pass-key to the local high school janitor’s closet.

8 Responses

  1. you all are on fire keep up the great post agree 100% got to go must hurt liver

  2. Is this a record for posts in a day?

  3. He’s signed through the summer of 2011…

  4. Like I said… we’re stepping up our game for the playoffs

  5. i’m going to guess you think he’s going to go broke because of the high interest rates that american express has.

  6. your loser blog…you make prob 40K a year with your dead-end job. Deshawn makes 3 mil a year. guess what, you’re the loser.

  7. Hey… I’m the fucking fry manager… THE FRY MANAGER!! You know what kind of responsibility comes with that?? You know how many fucking people want FRENCH FRIES??? A fucking lot…. that’s how many.

    Actually James… I’m not going to get into my finances. You know why? Because I’m not the idiot flashing platinum teeth and holding an AMEX Black card… that’s why. And $3 Mil a year is a lot of money… but not as much as you might think… which is exactly why pro athletes go broke. They think the money is rolling in forever… they don’t plan for the future… and then they end up with an actual job at 45 years old (and not a cushy TV job… like the good players get)

  8. Is DeShawn advertising for American Express, or his local orthodontist?

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