Shaquille O’Neal is on Twitter. I don’t know what can possibly be said about that other than you’re insane if you’re not following him (providing, of course, that it’s really him). Not doing so could cost you such gems as…
Guys know if they need an instant bucket, they can come to me. As the son of Jor-El, it’s in my nature to help others and save the universe
Our offense is like the Pythagorean Theorem. There is no answer
Actually… there is an answer. I learned it in high school. It’s… ahhh… never mind.
On the plane back to #PHX, another Suns W. Bogut is Erika Dampier with a beard
Hah.. 2 for 1 shot there. Double Twitter Diss… that’s worth double points!
Of course… it wouldn’t be Shaq if there wasn’t a marketing twist
After two days off I feel fresh. Thanks to the upper management and their decision. Thanks to Vitamin Water for sponsoring Shaq tweets
Ok.. it’s possible this might be fake. But I think its funny anyway.