Behold… The Mighty Remora Fish!! June 15, 2007

Robert Horry is perhaps the most skilled player in all of NBA history…. at latching onto the coattails of superstars and winning championships.  He’s the remora fish of the NBA… he hooks onto the biggest, baddest NBA stars… and then he gets rings for it.
Hakeem Olojuwon gave him 2… Shaq and Kobe gave him 3… [...]

Another Kick In The Sack June 15, 2007

So here we are again. 
The Spurs are champions.  Woo friggin’ hoo.
Tim Duncan has 4 rings.  He’s 4 for 4 in the Finals. 
He could have been a Celtic.  We did tank a season for him after all.  But it didn’t work out for us.  Now he’s got a 4th ring and we’re on our 4th rebuilding [...]

Break Out The Brooms June 13, 2007

See ya LeBron. You and the Cavs had a nice run, but the Finals are over. If there’s one athlete on the planet who should walk into the G.M.’s office and demand help (i.e. quality players and a coach with a clue), it’s LeBron.
Enough about them, are you enjoying our creative response to the [...]

Don’t Watch The Finals Tonight June 13, 2007

Here are 5 things smarter than the NBA waiting 3 days in between games 1 and 2 of the NBA Finals (especially after waiting 5 days to start the Finals):
1. Making Lindsay Lohan the designated driver.
2. Bringing Mel Gibson to a Bar Mitzvah
3. Making fun of Chuck Liddell’s mom
4. Unprotected sex with Paris Hilton
5. [...]

Spurs In 6 June 13, 2007

Bang… there’s an official predicition right off the bat. No teasing you… no games…. Boom. Spurs in 6. Hell… it was going to be Spurs in 5… but I gave the Cavs an extra game because of this dumb 2-3-2 format. Now that that is out of the way….
Corey Brewer and [...]