Zeke Is A P-I-M-P

Isaiah Thomas is a PimpIsaiah Thomas will do whatever it takes to win.  Except, of course, be competent at his job.  But everything else is in play.  Even if it takes pimping out a New York Knicks cheerleader so you can get a couple of extra calls:

The former Knicks executive who is suing coach Isiah Thomas for sexual harassment alleged in court papers that Thomas urged a cheerleader to flirt with referees and guard Stephon Marbury cursed at her, according to newspaper reports Saturday. 

“What she told me was that Isiah asked her to go into the referees’ locker room and make them happy”

Umm… I don’t think Isaiah wanted her to stop at flirting.  I think he wanted the refs to give her the ol “Dick Bavetta”.  I’d use more names as puns… but I actually looked up NBA referee names and the rest didn’t work.

So there it is.  That’s how bad it is in New York.  Isaiah Thomas has to resort to asking cheerleaders to blow refs.  What’s next?  Are you going to have Zach Randolph send his pit bulls after them at halftime? 

As usual… the lesson here is that Isaiah Thomas might be the biggest piece of crap around.


2 Responses

  1. I won’t argue the fact that Isaiah is a piece of garbage. But this sounds like a move Red Auerbach would make. Anything to gain a competitive advantage.

  2. No… I think Red would have actually hired a hooker. Zeke tried to get a freebie out of it.

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