Here’s the good news: Celtics Dancers apparently date total tools… which really opens the door for a lot of us here at Red’s Army. Our buddies over at BarstoolSports.com were doing a casting call for hot chicks… and a Celtics dancer was there. She was interested… they exchanged numbers… yadda yadda yadda… her boyfriend is a totally insecure douchebag:
Unknown Dude: Who are you?
Me: I’m Dave
Unknown Dude: Is this your personal line?
Me: It’s my cell phone why?
Unknown Dude: What’s your last name? Why you calling Jen?
Me: Who are you?
Unknown Dude: I’m Jen’s boyfriend. Why you calling Jen?
Me: Umm, for an ESPN casting call.
Unknown Dude: Oh. She doesn’t want to do it. (click)
Oh… and speaking of insecure douchebags… Let’s speak on Stephen A. Smith. He thinks bloggers shouldn’t be able to reach a wide audience:
someone with no training should not be allowed to have any kind of format whatsoever to disseminate to the masses to the level which they can. They are not trained. Not experts.
Hey Stephen A… how much training did you get before you got thrown on TV? What’s that? None?
Let me tell you something Stephen A: There are literally MILLIONS of people who were trained in college to become reporters… specifically sports reporters. And they’re NOT sports reporters now… because people like YOU are. And I’ll also tell you this: They’re trained NOT to yell every time they’re on TV. Face it Stephen A., you’re a television failure, and now you need print media to fall back on. Except… its dying… and it doesn’t pay quite like TV does. So now you’re pissed that people like us come along and have a little following… further hampering your new lifestyle. Well screw you, hypocrite.