Isiah Thomas Is Worse Than I Thought

At first, I saw the reports of Isiah Thomas overdosing on sleeping pills and I thought it was sad.

Then I heard it was his daughter, and not Zeke, and I thought it would be best to avoid a very personal situation.

But now… now it turns out that Isiah took the pills after all… and he just tried to say it was his daughter for some reason.

“It wasn’t his daughter,” Harrison Police Chief David Hall told The Associated Press. “And why they’re throwing her under the bus is beyond my ability to understand.”

“My cops . . . know the difference between a 47-year-old black male and a young black female,” Hall said.

“These people should learn something from Richard Nixon – it’s not the crime, it’s the cover-up,” he added.

What the hell is wrong with Isiah Thomas?  Honestly.  What kind of scum pins something like this on his daughter??  And what, for that matter, is there to “pin” anyway? 

Just add this to the pile of evidence that proves Isiah Thomas is just a horrible human being.


5 Responses

  1. It caused me to look at some the past ZEKE photo shops from you keep it up. Wow this is a rough quote “Isiah Thomas is just a horrible human being.” It makes me giggle

  2. rockets for life fuck this website

  3. Memo to Zeke: You could have just pulled a Terrell Owens and denied the whole thing. Then you could have held a press conference so your publicist can tell the world exactly how many million reasons you have to live. But instead you pin this entire thing on your daughter? That’s low bro. It’s unfortunate enough that the world even allowed you to conceive an offspring. P.S. Congratulations on your unsuccessful attempt at killing the one individual a person should never have any trouble killing (yourself). I assumed you would have no trouble after completely slaughtering your coaching career.

    Off Topic: Did anyone catch that new Guitar Hero commercial featuring A-Rod and Kobe Bryant prancing around in their underwear? That’s one for the record books. Lets file that one under losers whose careers are officially over. Sorry Michael Phelps.

  4. I saw that. Here it is:

  5. Nick M,

    just when i thought Arod couldn’t get any gayer…When I first saw it, i questioned, “Is that f*cking ARod??? IT IS!!!” What a meat cake…

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