Calling BS on Derrick Rose

Add Bulls guard Derrick Rose to the list of athletes who’ve had some bizarre injuries. Rose claims he accidentally sliced his arm while cutting up an apple in bed.

“It was a silly incident,” Rose said. “I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, then sat down and sliced my arm.”

I’m dying to know what really happened. Or maybe this was just a stunt to get that Ginsu endorsement.

4 Responses

  1. he slits his wrists to rid the stress of shooting freethrows

  2. Maybe he is too scared to see the Rabbi

  3. I kind of believe him only because I have a son who did something similar, except it was on the couch and not the bed and he sat on the knife instead of cutting his arm. Now that was a fun trip to the emergency room :)

  4. Are you all kidding, why would you not believe him? Why would you kind of believe him.. dont be silly. Do you think he was trying to slit his wrist, ROTFL.. of course not. It was an accident, I sat on a fork once, should I have conceived a cover story?

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