From Food Court Lunch, via Ball Don’t Lie. A highlight:
SA: That will be seven dollars, please.
Garnett: (slams ten dollar bill on counter; snatches sub) Keep it! (stomps away, fixated on sub) You picked a bad time to be a meatball sub, meatball sub! A baaaaaad time to be a meatball sub…
Classic. But even in all of this fun at the expense of KG’s intensity… the line that makes the piece is Brian Scalabrine’s line at the end.
HAHAH!