Power Rankings

The Celtics recent play has forced me to break out the Grim Reaper’s cape. The March 6th win over Cleveland was the only thing that kept me from jumping off the Tobin. Here’s my top 5:

1. Lakers: Bynum on track to return in 3-4 weeks, but Lakers really haven’t missed him. Here’s hoping he messes up chemistry.  A lock for the #1 seed in the West.

1a. Cavaliers: Won 18 of 22. Joe Smith averaging 6.5 pts, 4.7 reb since coming aboard.

3. Celtics: Injured and playing poorly (5-5). They will get healthy but can they flip the switch come playoff time?

4. San Antonio: Clinging to the #2 spot in the West. Ginobli’s return has been delayed but should be back for playoffs. Duncan’s knees have some worried.

5. New Orleans: Won 8 of 10 (granted the schedule was a bit light and they’re coming off ugly loss to Bulls). They’ve underachieved all year and have the potential to make a run in the playoffs.

Give us your top 5 in the comments section. Right after you check out these dancer pics.

11 Responses

  1. Dude, you couldn’t find a better looking cheerleader tahn that snaggletoothed fugmonster?

    Christ, Chuck – my eyes.

  2. Damn, looks like she is in her 50’s… What team does she dance for? Baff

    Judging the Celtics performance the last two to three weeks I don’t think we even belong in the top 5 rankings.

    Lakers, Cavs, Magic, Spurs, Hornets, and Celtics.

    Once we get our full squad back and a few more games under our belt then we can start evaluating.

  3. Who do you guys have in your final four brackets? I have one interest and one interest only during the tournament… F*** Rick Pitino I want nothing else but to see “Rick the coward fucked the Celtics over wanna be pressing defense Pitino” to lose and lose bad.

  4. Who you guys griping about – that blonde? C’mon boys – beggars can’t be choosers.

  5. The sabretoothed pan face in the Spurs onesie.

  6. Damn – she’s clearly worthy of the main image. Guess I should dig up that close up of Pau Gasol for you boys.

  7. Yeah, she’s worthy of the Main Page.

    If it’s Shark Week.

  8. Have to agree with Danno on this one. My guess is BigMck skipped right past her head.

  9. Oh please like you guys wouldn’t hit that (Pic #1) Nice body… I was referring to Chuck’s girl (Pic #3) the old bag with the rainbow collar. LOL

  10. The ability to be overly critical of women must diminish in your 30s. Damnit….

  11. Is there a hotter picture of a dancer holding up 3 fingers? (as though to notify us that the C’s are 3rd in the power rankings?) If that’s what you meant, well played. If not.. ok, her teeth are pretty rough but i agree the brunette with the nice bod is nice, and I’m right on the border of 30.

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