Kobe’s Wife is a Beotch

Since I’m getting really tired watching the Magic drain open 3s and Dwight Howard grab every rebound, I figured I’d post this tidbit about Vanessa Bryant:

Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa are being sued by their former housekeeper, who claims Vanessa was incredibly abusive — even demanding that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse. Maria Jimenez claims Vanessa called her “lazy, slow, dumb, a f—ing liar, and f—ing sh-t.” In the lawsuit filed in Superior Court in Orange County, Jimenez claims Vanessa accused her of stealing her (mouth) retainer. Jimenez says it got so bad — Vanessa allegedly “badgered, harassed and humiliated Maria by yelling and screaming at Maria and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryants’ children, employees and other people in the household” — she threatened to quit but Kobe talked her out of it.

The final straw: When Vanessa went nuclear because Maria put an expensive blouse in the washer. Vanessa demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve the price tag for the blouse. Maria says she wanted to quit and Vanessa responded that she “had to work until payday to pay for the $690 blouse, which she did.” Maria is suing for wrongful discharge, invasion of privacy and emotional distress and unpaid wages.

Sounds like Kobe has his hands full with this broad. Then again – he is a (alleged) rapist and adulterer. What are the chances these kids stay together after Kobe retires and is forced to spend all his time with this psycho?

12 Responses

  1. I like how I can automatically tell that it is a Chuck post just by reading the title of the post.

  2. Wow they deserve eachother!

    p.s. she is one hot ass Biotch!

  3. I guess I wasn’t the only one over on Yahoo’s NBA page. Chick has alot of nerve bitching about a $690 blouse when her husband makes a gazillion a year…

  4. NBA REFS SUCK

  5. Nice win by the magic.

  6. god, you guys are lame.

  7. If it weren’t for the fact that the Celtics are one oif the best in the league, I would not watch the NBA. NBA refs SUCK! They weren’t biased or anything, but I swear the officiating was real HORSESHIT! I could call an NBA game better than any ref in the league. They continue to fuck up the game!

  8. They make $690 blouses?

  9. lol so when the celtics are losing and theres nothing else you turn to kobe bryant/lakers related topics? nice

  10. No wonder Kobe cheated on his wife.

  11. I think he cheated because his wife’s favorite jewelry is not a pearl necklace

  12. Oh there go the Bryant’s again, always digging in someone’s sh*t.

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